May 2012
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Describing white people using food items
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James had a kingsmill white bread complexion, he blushed slightly it seemed like someone had spread strawberry jam over his cheeks. His hair was the colour of custard that had been watered down severely like the nasty one they served back in primary school that I begged the lunch ladies not to let near my cake. I didn’t care...
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That terrifying feeling when you are finishing a...
when it's 80 degrees in Chicago during April
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what it feels like to go to the burbs for the day....
soyeahduh:
job hunting in chicago
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invisiblelad:
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I’m not racist, some of my best friends are bl-
I don’t hate the LGBTQ community, but I feel like marriage is betw-
I’m pro-life because it’s wrong to kill a ba-
I’ll start showing women respect when they act-
If your people want equality, they have to-
Aka things to say just before people stop taking you seriously.
“Love me or hate me, both are in my favor… If you love me, I’ll always be in your...”
– William Shakespeare (via paperlover)
“Why are children obese?
Maybe it’s because burgers are $0.99
and salads are...”
– (via herhairwashercrown)
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Step 179: Stop enjoying things ironically. Just...
adulting:
Know what? I love Britney Spears and Forever 21. And I could pretend like it’s this whole meta thing where I’m not actually enjoying it but rather just making this esoteric statement on lowbrow culture, but (insert handjob motion here).
The truth is that I love trashy dance pop and the garments that are its clothing equivalent. You don’t need to make your tastes a self-conscious...
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